Let's start with the positives - shall we? (Note to Sara: pipe in at ANY time here. Oh wait, you can't. See you in the DtL Peanut Gallery I guess.)
Jelena Jankovic got past Maria Kirilenko in Cincinnati today, besting the Russian cutie 7-6 (6), 6-3 in the tourney's second round. Good stuff.
Now for the bad: WTF is up with this ANTA dress JJ? *pulls out hair* The color is a bit too canary yellow for my taste but that's not the worst part. The dress is a manic mess of ruffles, raised seams, layers, and frills. The designers need to pick one concept or two at the most and stick to it. The color with a simple design would suffice here.
I swear there's a crying child somewhere longing for their party piñata so give it back JJ. Or at the very least tie a rope around your waist, hoist yourself up onto a tree branch, and let the kiddies have at it.
(images via getty)
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
FASHION FIX: Pretty or piñata? You decide.
Labels: ANTA, Cincinnati, dress, fashion, Jelena Jankovic, style, tennis
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Pinata. Eeew.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with this girl?!?! Bleh.
ReplyDeleteGod damn is Jelena just straight nasty looking. Her personality makes her even uglier. Finally, her game reminds me of a pusher so she is just phuct. I predict she's done in 2 years. Then what?????
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ReplyDeleteI just realized why this looks familiar. JJ should be ashamed of herself. Did she think we wouldn't notice that she ripped this dress off from someone else? Changing the color isn't enough to throw us off JJ!!
ReplyDeleteHere's the original.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RB9TRSVBUgs/RskMmzJESrI/AAAAAAAABF0/ZFC6JayuOmk/s320/CarolBurnett_Curtain_Dress_80.jpg
*dying*
ReplyDelete"excuse me waitress, I asked for a margarita with EXTRA salt!"
ReplyDeletefashion FAIL.
ANTA managers should ban opium pipes for designers during working hours.
ReplyDeletedarn it JJ!!
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