ROFL!!!
Can someone PLEASE translate this French article??! And why does Nole look like Jay Leno doing Han Solo???
*clutches stomach*
*passes out*
PS - Big thanks to B2012!
Can someone PLEASE translate this French article??! And why does Nole look like Jay Leno doing Han Solo???
*clutches stomach*
*passes out*
PS - Big thanks to B2012!
(image via SportVox)
holy cow...that is great
ReplyDeleteOMG! Pffffffff!!!!! LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDelete"And why does Nole look like Jay Leno doing Han Solo?" - Heeee!
ReplyDeleteI needed that laugh to lighten up my stressful day.
ReplyDeleteawesome *right click save*
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely perfect! Congrats to the creator of this amazing portrait!
ReplyDeleteI wanna be Darth Vader! I wanna be Darth Vader! Doesn't he spend a fair amount of time *playing* with Luke's...sabre?
ReplyDeleteBhaha!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ murray so much here!
But natch remember: "Luke, I am your father." Ewwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking R2D2 was more than just a droid to Luke - didn't he vibrate and show funny movies?
Ok, I've tried a translation there, but I don't speak English that fluently (even if I undestand it), so don't be surprised if you don't understand everything... Plus, even in French it's hard to undestand sometimes, and it's not that funny (although the names of the characters are quite hilarious !!)
ReplyDeleteHere you go :
Rafa Skynalder
When he was a growing steamroller, he's been progressively known by a larger audience thanks to the shows he's been part of in the most famous scenes of the Old Continent. He then perfectly embodied the complex myths of Terminator (a French clay crusher) and Rocky IV (an English garden atomizer). Europe was ok, but the world, and even the whole universe were classier, that's why this year, Rafa dreams to give body (and soul ?) to a brand new character, who could be able to save intergalactic humanity and, incidentally, to become the new master of the Yellow Ball planet. His first show was a success Down Under, as it was in the Californian oasis. However, he must ultimately avoid the Dark side of the AMA (will you resist ??) [note :AMA is the French name for World Anti-Doping Agency...].
Princess Murray
He seems to share a family likeness with MrBurns from The Simpsons, but with hair. [I don't undestand the next sentence, even in French] So far, he's been desappointing in the biggest stages where he was expected [to win], destroying all the hope he had created among the bookmakers, just like a Diva mocking her puzzled audience. It was apparently the "Scottish shower" effect [I don't know if this idioms exists in English, but in French having a Scottish shower means that you've lost your hope and that you have to stop all your plans]. This summer, on the green grasses of the United Kingdom, he plans on being crown Queen in place of the Queen : he'll then finally get his lifetime role. That is to say : free the audience of SW19 from its loyalty to Tim Henman, the perfect gentleman, the English Patient for ever. His goal : a honeymoon.
Han Solovic
He's a serbian impresionnist, but he also seems to have a gift for tennis. During his last show at NY, his provocations puzzled his audience, who even booed him. Though, we can count on him, the lonely pilot (he's envied by his peers, his fans reply), to start up again. The delights of javelin throwing may help to cure him... He can also copy his famous fellow-countryman Kusturica (the rest is impossible to undestand, even in French it doesn't make any sense...!)
Robi-Wan Kederer (LOL !!)
He has managed, during quite a few years, to have this unique occupation, reserved for the happy few : God himself. He was glowing in the center of the galaxie because in him the Force was. Seventh heaven, wonderful artistry : flabbergasted audience all around the world, stunned and amazed at the same time to discover that a tennis player was actually able to walk on water (even though he was stumbling on clay). But today, inevitably, it's even more cruel to come back down to earth : tears, Down Under, for this French-speaker who has now known death : the death of his illusions, deep inside him, on stage, for everyone to see it. The legend became a man again, for worse or maybe for better : that is to say being a dad, in a few months. His challenge is now to manage to play the leading role on court... as well as off the court.
Sorry for the mistakes !!
whynotme: WOW - thank you so much for the translation! I actually found parts it really funny. It also gives some interesting insights into these ballers as told through the character's stories. DEFLOVE: "So far, he's been desappointing in the biggest stages where he was expected [to win], destroying all the hope he had created among the bookmakers, just like a Diva mocking her puzzled audience." BWAHAHA!
ReplyDelete*rolls all over the place again* XDDDDDD
ReplyDeleteFederer's face...
*wipes tears*
Haha this is great! :D
ReplyDeleteb2012: And Rafa Skynalder could give Zac Efron a run for his money...
ReplyDeleteOMG! Zac. XDDD I just nearly sent tea flying in every direction. *wheeeeeeze*
ReplyDeleteLOL! Or should we say Zaquisha?
ReplyDeletethats one ugly princess lea...oh well...whats new..andy murray is ugly and thats a fact.lol
ReplyDeleteSwear to god, I thought Murray was Amelie Mauresmo and it wasn't until I enlarged the photo that I realized it was him.
ReplyDeleteCareful Nadal...that's a really long and sharp sword to wipe your ass with....LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh, my stomach hurts from laughing
ReplyDeleteOMG..... bwhahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteHifuckinlarious...
Anon 11:56, you are so right! He does look like Mauresmo there! XD
And Jay Leno... ROFL...
This made my day! :D
Murresmo??! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice.
ReplyDeleteRiCH : you're welcome ! It was nice to do it.
ReplyDeleteHere is an article I found pretty funny : a 25-year-old guy had the chance to hit with both Rafa and Fed, on the same day ! And he even hitted with the Williamses...
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/tennis/story/980250.html
Geeze- is the article smearing Rafa's name by saying he uses drugs or are they just talking about his concerns of the current policy (which Murray shares). If it is the first- the French really do seem to hate Rafa (as commentators like Foreget loathe him and the crowds boo him)- and that swipe is unfair and they are trying to ruin his name.
ReplyDeleteHere is an article I found pretty funny : a 25-year-old guy had the chance to hit with both Rafa and Fed, on the same day ! And he even hitted with the Williamses...
ReplyDeletewhynotme then? drats!
Anon 10:31 : It's actually the first. But it's not hatred or anything like that, he doesn't say that he's taking drugs but rather that he HOPES he doesn't take drugs -not quite the same !
ReplyDeletePlus, I can tell you that the French don't hate Rafa at all ! On the contrary, he's rather loved (thanks to his RG titles) even maybe more than Roger right now (just like everywhere on the planet, French are really critical about him). And French tv commentators always praise and admire Rafa.
The "booing episode" in Paris had nothing to do with Rafa at all, it's just the (lame) French attitude... They were selfish and disappointed to be deprived of a match with Rafa.
RiCH : LOL ! yeah whynotme ?? Maybe for RG, they'll call a French ! But not a girl unfortunately :(