Letter to DtL readers: Wanna whittle away more of your time with me?

I struggled. I kicked and screamed. I said to myself, "Why are you doing this? Is it really worth the sacrifice, the time away from your partner, your dogs, your Happy Hour happiness, your LIFE?!"

And, in the end, I took the plunge. I pressed the 'create' button and - voilà - I had a Facebook page for Down the Line! Why do they make it so simple for addicts like me? I need therapy. Stat.