Martina Hingis at pre-Wimbledon party

Marty, Marty, Marty...what's going on? First of all, the Swiss Miss is WAY underdressed, especially next to the Sisters. Her top looks like Pucci gone so wrong - and she looks butch. I'd suggest a total makeover and a consultation with Venus on what bangs can do for a girl (see earlier post.) She's all forehead!

But, I do love your game, Marty.

(image courtesy of WTA and Action Images)