Wait - didn't TennisWeek.com shut down already?

"I could crush you both with a single decker. And you'd like it."

Eye-spy two smiley people on this page who don't seem to mind having their journalistic endeavors smothered by "Brooklyn's Double Deckers", the top headline on the TENNIS.com site highlighting its continued desire to move from serious media outlet to, eh, another blog. Good luck to ya.

Anyway, I bet there's one person who can't believe she got passed over for a swimsuit model on the main page of a tennis site. Sheesh, Brooklyn really IS powerful. She so deserved that cover.

[PHOTO[S]: TENNIS.com]