Wanna know what Serena Williams does in her off-court time? Well, she loves karaoke. And, she apparently loves to dance. Like, booty dance. And other parts.
UPDATE: Thanks to GOTOTENNIS we'll always have Bootyrena. Always + 4EVR.
UPDATE #2: Serena's lawyers aren't happy with me for posting that screen shot so it's gone. Thanks for the memories Bootyrena. You'll always live on in our heads and some other places (you know who you are).
[Via: WorldStarHipHop]
Video 1: I love Serena. Life begins at 30 lol.
ReplyDeleteVideo 2: That did not happen, I mean, what's the back story?
Her publicist will issue a statement soon claiming that it was not Serena. She'll either deny it ever happened or select any blond-haired, female tennis umpire and say she hacked Serena's cell phone. That's exactly what the USTA needs, a perfect role model for tennis and humanity.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she'll look back on this (vid 2) one day and wonder "WTF was I thinking?"
ReplyDeleteI doubt it. Self-awareness is not her thing.
ReplyDeleteSoooo, video 2 is now unavailable (due to Serena Williams copyrights LOL, )Damn I'm pissed at myself I did not see that on time. Anyone wanna tip me with scenario?
ReplyDeleteI think I can help out here: It's the shot you can still see but her ass was moving at Mach 80. The room may have shook, too. Not sure.
ReplyDeleteBe grateful you missed it. My eyes are still burning.
ReplyDeleteBut isn't it the best? It was moved because of copyrights. HA! Oh the spectar of all things she could you know - patent. PS. So the video was naked and gross, right? I am amazed how a brain of a champion her callibre can function. She crazy. And wow, makes you think about succesful people and what lies behind. I'm not talking bout the ass. :D
ReplyDeleteAre you guys sure it's Serena?
ReplyDelete@ Marija: For sure the second one is ReRe. She's wearing the Nike US Open night dress, there's a close up of her face and she had it removed for copyright reasons. She was on a pole and I was on the floor. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHaha Rich! But evidently the first video is Rere also, cause you can recognize her body for all sakes, that booty bump and that shape is oh so Serena's... and also her face is seen quite fine. Has it been stolen, or from where are those videos inititally?
ReplyDeleteAnd srsly she is doing the pole dance, shaking her booty naked, or in thong, as it's a mistery now, :D and then goes on Ashe acting like the biggest ever? Egocentric or crazy?
ReplyDeleteSomeone who she thought wouldn't post them did. Can't blame them - I was entertained. I miss that second video. Lots.
ReplyDeleteWill she again say she doesn't remember what she did :) I wish I saw that second video.
ReplyDeleteYou mean like "I totes don't remember calling my lawyer and asking them to copyright my Bootyrena vids and force people to take my property down"?
ReplyDeleteThe second vid was jigglelicious.